There are some automatic toilets that need 2 chill the fuck out
12:59 pm • 7 March 2014 • 118,420 notes
Two chemists walk into a bar.
One of them asks for H2O. The other asks for H2O2 and giggles.
The bartender serves them both hydrogen peroxide because he’s fucking tired of chemists walking into his bar and trying that joke.
11:16 pm • 2 March 2014 • 95,099 notes